Read all about the Chronicle of The Abduction of Georges Herrison next door in daughter caitriona.net ‘s blog. (this picture is snitched from that.)

The purpose of this entry is to answer Jill’s query.
I am glad to report that before he left yesterday Phil-the-outlaw went and investigated Monsieurs boudoir.
He came back to us with the glad tidings that Georges is

a) alive
and
b) male

So far so good.