I was half listening to the radio last week when a phrase spoken by the weather forecaster jumped into my subconscious.
I distinctly heard the words “Mister Fog Patches” and my idle and wool gathering mind immediately began to picture this person.

A god like figure certainly, probably surrounded by mist (as they tend to be) but most importantly
he would be wrapped in a huge blue cloak , all decorated with patchwork clouds.

As you will already have gathered this was not what was actually said.
It was merely a description of Irish summer weather.

Pity really.

Any patch worker out there prepared to create my vision?