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January 19, 2010
20:36 PM

We just went to see Avatar and I have to give it a firm thumbs up.
The plot does not bear analysis, but then it is not a plot driven genre, the acting is not fantastic, but then this doesn’t seem to matter much either.
It is beautiful to look at and the special effects are magical and the action is totally nail-biting.
We were both completely engrossed through our three D glass for the three hours it took.

It is up there with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings for visual excitement.
I don’t think anyone would be bored by it.


Irish Colds

January 19, 2010
14:38 PM

In November Sile and I took a quick trip back to Ireland on Ryanair (mainly to see the grandson) and as soon as I got back to Thezan I developed my first cold in about five years.
This was a glory of a cold, streaming nose, coughing, voice loss, misery and huge wallowings in self pity.

I blamed Ryanair, apparently it is dead easy to pick up a bug in a modern airplane, since the smoking ban they don’t have to recirculate and filter the air as much so we are breathing in a cocktail of everyone else’s germs on board.

Anyway after the usual period of misery I managed to lose it before I came back to Waterford for Christmas.
Two days after we arrived in Waterford I got another cold. this was of much the same quality as before and took roughly the same time to go.

Then just the week before Christmas we went to Dublin to babysit for the prince for a night.

He woke up at midnight and proceeded to throw up all over both of us.
It turned out that he had been at a clinic that day to get a swine flu jab and there had contacted that scourge of Irish hospitals, the winter vomiting bug.

Caitriona and I both went down with this the following day, Síle was attacked after Christmas and all in all about 10 of us were infected by the unfortunate little monster.

Enough you might say but no..
Yesterday I was again struck down by yet another cold, same streaming nose etc etc.

What in the name of god was happening to my immune system?

I have a theory, having been out of the country for the bones of nine months I had lost my Irish immunities or at least hadn’t gained the new immunities essential for survival in our Green (Snot Green according to Mr. Joyce) island.
I have become like the native Americans who died like flies when the pilgrim fathers introduced mumps and measles.

The sooner I get back to my own French bugs the better.

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The Deal

January 19, 2010
09:31 AM

After three years Whistler was begining to regret the deal he’d made with his Mother

(from The Traveller’s Companion)


The Dock, Kinsale

January 18, 2010
19:23 PM

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A christmas card painted by my uncle by marriage John Glendinning.


Chambre d’Hôte, Rates Update

January 18, 2010
17:22 PM

We are still in Waterford enjoying the Irish weather but plan to return to Thezan in the next two weeks.
We have various other bits of DIY to perform then and have decided to open our doors to the public on Friday March 26th, that is the Friday before Good Friday so we will be up and running by Easter.
Anyone thinking of coming during 2010 can book in now.

Our rates are;

€60 for two in a double room for Bed and Breakfast:
Dinner for €30 each including wine, aperitif and digestif.

We also have one single room :

€45 a night for single Bed and Breakfast
We can put an extra single into two of our double rooms.

For a third person in room, bed and breakfast supplement €20

We have a cot for babies and a high chair (and an electronic baby monitor.)
We are happy to have children stay.


Massimo’s Revisited

January 17, 2010
21:28 PM

In September in 2005 we went with a group of Euro-Toque Chefs to Italy on a cooks tour.
The undoubted highlight of the trip was our night in Massimo’s home.
I blogged this when I came home and I think the description of that night deserves a second airing.
It was, I think, my most memorable dinner of all time.
Grazie Massimo.

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September 22nd 2005
Massimo’s Casalinga

I’m just back from a marvellous trip which Sile and I and 26 other Irish chefs made to Italy.

I had met Massimo Spigaroli before, as a representative of Italy at meetings of Euro- Toques International in Brussels and lately in Spain.
I had assumed that, like the rest of us, Massimo was a chef in some smart upmarket restaurant in his home town.
When we planned our trip this autumn to Italy it was Massimo who did a lot of the work on the Italian side, organising our trips to producers of Parma Ham, Mortadella, Parmesan Cheeses and Balsamic Vinegar, helping us to book our meals in Parma and even lunch in the restaurant of one of our founder members, the much starred Gualtiero Marchesi (all of whom I will be writing about later).
There was also to be a trip to Massimo’s own restaurant (Al Cavalina Bianca) where he hoped to talk to us about his speciality, Culatello, and introduce us to his black pigs.
One of our company, Brid Torrades (co-inventor of the famous Scallops Torrades!)
had been in Massimo’s previously and strongly indicated that we were in for a pleasant surprise.

We were.

We got to Massimo’s restaurant, which was a beautiful but simple Italian Albergo beside the River Po, later than the 6.00 we were due so he rushed us off to a spotless cellar to show us how he made a Culatello “We must hurry or it will be too dark to see my pigs” (It was immediately obvious how important these animals were in Massimo’s life).
The Culatello, turned out to be a type of “Immagliature”(meaning tied with string.)
In this particular type the best parts of a leg of one of Massimo’s black pigs,

boned and seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic and Fortana wine,

were tied in string, encased in a pigs bladder, then again skilfully tied with string
is left to hang and cure in certain particular conditions (of which more later) for a year or more before being sliced paper thin and eaten. Massimo referred to it as the “Truffle” of the Po Valley.

Even while Massimo’s fingers were flying skilfully over the pork, tying and knotting, he was apologising that tonight his restaurant was closed so he was so sorry that he couldn’t feed us there, instead we would have to eat in his own home, and that this was not finished yet, so we would have to crawl through the scaffolding to get in, and that they had no cookers there so they would have to roast in the bread ovens by the fire;
“Just simple food” he said, “a la casalinga”.(home cooking)

With the Culatello successfully wrapped we were back in the bus and off to see the farm where some of the black pigs were inside, but then off again, (and by now it was dark) to see the lads in the fields.
Having trudged through several hundred yards of stony muddy track

we eventually found them, well we vaguely saw them and heard them as they snuffled up to greet Massimo. Big beautiful shiny black pigs noisily stripping the ears of an acre of sweet corn.

The pigs by day from Massimo’s site

“No need for the bus now” says the hardy Massimo, “its just Due Passe” (literally two steps read ½ mile) “to the house”.
As we got up to the house, a huge flock of geese honked around us

and we began to realise from the size alone (it was still encased in scaffolding and polythene) that this wasn’t a simple farm building.

In other words for Casa read Castle.

Massimo brought us through the scaffolding into the cellar where he had thousands of Culatelli hanging.

There was a strong smell of , shall we say, penicillin in the cellar and Massimo explained that, unlike Parma Ham which dried in the sweet dry mountain air, the Culatello needed the foggy air which coming in from the Po which flowed just outside.
Consequently they had large windows open to the river. The old stones of the (13th century) cellar had always been a factor in the “Cure” and they had discovered that they were naturally rich in Saltpetre which provided the Nitrates which kept the ham pink.

He then led us out of the rather smelly cellar into the kitchens and one of the most impressive “Coups de Theatre” I have ever experienced.

The kitchen was entirely lit with candles.

Huge rustic candelabra and equally huge wagon wheel chandeliers all glowing with hundreds of candles and giving the whole room a wonderful golden glow.
In one of the corners Mama and another two old ladies were busy rolling and making Pasta

and turning these into Ravioli and little Tortellini al Brodo for our supper.

On another side was a giant table groaning under a mountain of tarts, cakes and puddings.

Across the floor was the bread oven in which were sizzling the shoulders of pork and the roast potatoes for our “simple” supper.
Massimo of course knew exactly what he was doing.
He was standing in one corner, his arm around Mama, his face wreathed in smiles as he saw the entranced and incredulous Irish stagger from one delight to another.

He then told us that he had been planning this moment since last Spring when Ruth, our secretary general, and I had said that we were planning to come to Italy in September.
He said that this was the first he had invited people into his house which was in fact the local castle which he and his family had bought recently and were busy renovating and turning into a Relais style hotel.

The rooms where we were to dine were even more impressive than the kitchen.
Here they had cleverly vaulted the high ceilings with wooden beams and in the Cartouches between had painted Trompe l’Oeiles of Roman Gods and Goddesses at play. (We were, after all in Italy.)

Everywhere was lit only by banks of candles, the dining tables lit by more wheels ascending upwards to the painted ceilings.
Massimo then directed us to a room between the dining areas; “to have a little Aperetivo and some Antipasti”

There the fully formally clad but extremely friendly waiters were serving delicious sparkling white wines, the bottles resting in ice in huge silver urns, and another band of waiters were busy slicing salami, and various hot and cold cured meats, and fresh Parmigiano for us.
One , extremely level headed catering manager for a large chain of Irish restaurants said to me “I have died and gone to heaven haven’t I?”

It was one hundred percent, carefully staged magic. I will never forget those moments.

It didn’t of course stop there.
After we had had our fill of Aperitivo we were ushered into the dining rooms.
Then Massimo made a triumphant procession with the Culatelli,

which then were sliced and served by the waiters.
First we were served a 10 month version of the cured meat which was much darker and more strongly flavoured than the Parma ham we had eaten the night before.
It was thoroughly delicious.
The next sampling, a twenty two month old ham was intensely porcine and had that interesting fungal whiff one gets from wild mushrooms.
Also delicious but a bit of an acquired taste for some of the Irish.
After this Mama, who was everything one could possibly want an Italian Mama to be,came to talk to us.
Did we have enough of everything ? Don’t forget to leave some space for the desserts, they were her speciality. When someone groaned that they were full already she said there were just two “piccolo” courses before the meat.

During all these courses we were drinking their own Fortana wine.
This sparkling red was not strictly speaking a wine at all, the charming wine waiter told us, as it had only 6 degrees of alcohol.
Therefore they poured it into tumblers rather than wine glasses.
I considered that carte blanche to drink loads, the waiters were more than happy to help.

We ate next an unctuous plateful of ravioli stuffed with Ricotta and an interesting green picked from the ditches around the castle called “Erbetto Medico”.
(I think this was a type of Swiss Chard)
Then we had the little Tortelini in Brodo, tiny rounds of pasta stuffed with parmesan and served in broth, and at that stage even the bottomless pit known as the Dwyer stomach was incapable of fitting in another crumb.
(Bear in mind that we now have only finished the starters)
I did not do justice to the roast pork or, and (for this fault I am truly sorry Mama!)
only managed to taste a delicate lime and lemon “Sorbetto” from her groaning board.
And then it was over.
It was up to me to make the speech of thank you to Massimo.

Massimo, Mama, Brid Torrades, Ruth (translating) and the inadequate speechifier

I was shamefully inadequate, but, as you can see, we had brought him a bottle of Redbreast Whiskey.
Mama went one better and insisted on giving each of us a goodie bag with a bottle of Fontana and a Strolghino salami made from Culatello meat as we left.

Massimo is certainly one of the most impressive (and pleasant) people I have met in the industry.He is such an inspiration to the students in Alma College that one of them told us that if they get depressed they only have to stand near him to get re-inspired!

An evening not just to remember but to treasure.


On Champagne

January 15, 2010
17:33 PM

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“Je le bois quand je suis heureuse et quand je suis triste.
Je le bois parfois quand je suis seule.

Quand je ne le suis pas, je le considère comme obligatoire.
Dans les autres circonstances, je n’y touche jamais sauf si j’ai soif.”

I drink Champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.

When I have company I consider it obligatory.
Otherwise I never touch it, unless I’m thirsty.”

Said Madame Lily Bollinger

(Well she would wouldn’t she)


Bookclub and Birthday

January 14, 2010
11:55 AM

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Last night we had a bookclub party, we are now about 5 years going but becoming a bit scattered.

They are;
Sonya Clare Finola Micheal (not really a member, acts as our medical adviser) Sile
Conor Petra Martin
(photo Donal Moore)

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And also celebrated Petra’s birthday.

The thought is that the next meeting should be in the Languedoc.

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The Usual Whipping Boys

January 12, 2010
13:08 PM

As I drove into WLR studios this morning to put out my weekly piece, Food Matters, I was listening in to the current stories on Waterford radio.
Teachers were getting a hammering because they had closed their schools during the current freeze, or at least the ones that had shut were, the ones that had stayed opened were also being hammered for “allowing the children to sit cold and wet in the classroom”.
It became evident quickly that teachers were damned no matter what they did.

It is funny really but I can so often remember driving into the same station to hear all out war being declared on restaurants.
“How can they dare” was the mantra “charge ten Euros for a pork chop which I can buy for three euros in Dunnes”

The trouble I suppose with restaurants is that everyone knows (or thinks they know) the price of food which then makes them an expert.
What they never did know was that the price of the pork chop was often the least element in the cost of the dish.
Also had to be costed in were the rental in the premises, the overheads of electricity gas and oil, the kitchen staff wages, the waiting staff wages, the small matter of the vegetables, sauce and garnish which appears on the plate with the chop, the fresh flowers on the tables, the advertising of the place, the incredible wastage which happens even in the best governed kitchens, the fact that restaurants are supposed to feed their staff- they don’t do that much in banks.

I have a friend who has a jewellery shop and he puts 100% mark up on an engagement ring for the simple matter of opening the box and showing it to the customer.
Yet jewellers are never on the first firing line when people have a rant about prices.

Anyway how many fat cat restaurateurs are there ?

Most of the restaurateurs I knew in my many years of cheffing were just scraping by or, more often going dramatically bust. It is tragic to see “Bang” one of Irelands true value and quality restaurants hitting the wall last week.

So I suppose this rant is one against the past.
Why is it that both Sile and I both chose professions which are always the first to be pot shot at when times get hard.
Clearly if we wanted to avoid this we should have been lawyers or jewellers.

But then again we both loved our jobs while we did them, maybe a slagging off from the public was a small price to pay for that.

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La Veuve

January 11, 2010
22:37 PM

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Binoche et Auteuil

We got a present of Patrice Leconte’s Veuve de Saint Pierre on DVD for Christmas (Ta Eilo) and I have just watched it.

A stunner, I cannot think of a film which has kept me totally guessing all the way through- at no stage did my predictions materialise- and yet the twists and turns of the plat were believable and satisfying.
Daniel Auteuil, who I last saw as the all but idiot in Manon les Sources was magisterial as military captain with principals and Juiliette Binoche equally convincing as his equally principled wife.

It could have taken a whole load of cheap turns during its unfolding but didn’t.
It was proper tragedy the end was heart breaking but any other would have been as much a betrayal as seeing Romeo and Juliet enjoying a future of Tea for Two.

Bravo to all.

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