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Passport Photo

January 10, 2010
16:35 PM

I have just read in a little book called The Travellers Companion a quotation from Sir Vivian Fuchs :

“If you actually look like your passport photo,
You are not well enough to travel.”

They gray cadaver beneath is me.

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I rest his case.

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Snow on the Christmas Tree

January 10, 2010
10:18 AM

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We have a real tree which we haul out in its pot from behind the shed each year.

I know it should have been undressed and hauled back on the 6th but today I am glad we let it have some extra time.


Bologna Airport 1998

January 9, 2010
13:00 PM

It was eleven years ago when we took our last family holiday.
It was not even full family as Caitriona, the eldest, had already given up on family holidays a few years before so it was just Síle and I with Eileen 18 and D, 15 who headed off to a villa in Tuscany.

It was a good holiday, (if rather too hot ) Tuscany was magnificent and we drove our hired car back to the airport in Bologna in plenty of time for our Ryanair flight back to Dublin.
Bologna was a typical minimal Ryanair airport with very few seats and a basic snack bar in one corner.

As soon as we got there we were informed that the flight was delayed and we were faced with a wait of about four hours with two over heated teenagers in a hot box of an unconditioned airport with no real food or seats.
When one of the children sat on a baggage trolley she was instantly hissed off it by a surly airport official, we had nothing to do except sit on the floor and gasp.

Then into the terminal building came a little thin Italian lady wearing one of those old fashioned (even then) blue flowered wrap around overalls.
She came up to us, pressed her finger on her lips to indicate discretion, and beckoned for us to follow her.
Gathering up our bags we, sheeplike , obeyed.
The door she used led us out of the terminal and into another building nearby.
There she led us through another door and into a large bright cool canteen, a staff canteen obviously but empty of customers or staff.
Signora the fairy-godmother then told us to help our selves at the hot and cold food counters, You eat ! she said, You Pay ! Indicating a till.

Then she went behind the counter and proceeded to help us to liberal quantities of food. I have a distinct memory of her deep frying chips for the daughters and of me eating a very good lasagne.
The money we had to pay for this luxury was peanuts.
After we had finished she led us back to the terminal and went in search of some more unofficial customers.

To this day I really have no idea where she came from or what she was doing- was she lining her own pocket with the money we paid ?- Who cares- she will always remain in my memory as a wonderful Italian Fairy Godmother who saved our bacon in Bologna.


Oblate

January 8, 2010
10:01 AM

As we slithered our way out of Dublin yesterday en route for Waterford averaging about 2 kph I noticed a sign outside a church in Inchicore which I had sped past hundreds of times before.

It was run by the Oblate Fathers, a name I have heard hundreds of times but never questioned.

Being a card carrying nerd nothing would do me when I got home to Waterford (many harrowing hours later) but to look the word up in my copy of Chambers (my OUP’s are in France)
Oblate; Chambers told me meant;
flattened at opposite sides or poles as a spheroid – shaped like an Orange

Well, well, well, I was surprised.
Is that why the cartoon monk is always pictured to be spherical with his tonsure and sandalled feet forming the poles ?

I was really in some confusion until I discovered that I had shot forward onto definition two of oblate.
Definition one is ;
dedicated, offered up
logical but disappointing.


A Prufrock Moment

January 1, 2010
15:27 PM

Yesterday in the sales I bought myself a new pair of blue corduroy trousers.
(this is probably the twentieth pair of blue cordruoys I have bought in the last forty years or so)

I agonised a little over the choice of lengths and eventually bought the pair which were slightly too long as I assume that they will, as all trousers do, shorten with wear, or at least with washing.

Today I wore them, as they are and of course noticed that they were dragging on the ground behind me.
I decided to roll them up to save the ends while in the house.

Unfortunately I promptly forgot this and it was only midway through a shopping expedition in the supermarket that I remembered that my trousers were at half mast and quickly rolled them down again.
Such are the eccentricities of aging.

T.S. Eliot was there before me when he wrote in The Love Song of J Arthur Prufrock

“I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.”

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2009 The Year that Was

December 30, 2009
11:30 AM

It was an exceptional year.

It was a year of births, of deaths, of retirement, of moving house,of moving country, and of setting up in a new career by opening a new business- all events guaranteed to endow high levels of stress.
It was a year in which I became 60 and a grandfather, neither event succeeded in making me feel grown up, but the arrival of the grandson has filled me with unexpected joy.

The year started on a high for us when the grandson was born on January 22nd.
Fionn and I established a more or less instantaneous rapport (or so I reckon) and get on like a house on fire, he stayed with us in Waterford after Christmas and the two of us have spent the first two hours of the day playing downstairs while the rest of the house slept. It would be hard to tell which of the two of us enjoyed this more.

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In May Síle’s Mother died, as in July did her father.

It is hard to think that this couple, who were so full of life, of enjoyment of all of the good things of life , were as diminished as they were for their last few years but now that they are gone I can remember them in their prime.
They would have loved our house in Languedoc, I will always regret that they were too feeble to visit by the time we bought it.

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This is a picture of Daideo with Mamo in 1943.

In the middle of March , in fact on the thirteenth , my sixtieth birthday , I went out to Languedoc with Clive Nunn in his van to work on Le Presbytere.
I didn’t realise it at the time but now I see that this marked effectively my move to France. It was the moment when my centre of balance shifted down South . I have spent only about three weeks in Ireland since then and once Síle joined me in July I have felt that France is my home.

I was certainly back in Ireland for a week or so at the beginning of April as it was then that daughter D got in touch.
She is certainly not one to look for handouts but it was established in the course of the conversation that a few extra bob would help her to finish out her time at a her theatre design course in Cardiff.
The following day was the grand national so with this in mind I searched the runners to find a long shot (it had to be over 100 to one to achieve the €1000 necessary to tide her over)

My method of horse selection (on the very rare times when I back them ) requires me to feel an emotional affinity with the name.
Mon Mome (French for My Brat) was the obvious choice, neatly tying in the French experience with the new grandson.
I put a tenner on it, then blogged the fact that I had.
A half hour later the incredible happened and (egged on no doubt by my screams of
encouragement from myself, nose pressed to the screen of the television ) Mon Mome cantered home.
I was able to collect €1,300 in ready notes from the bookies.
D’s screams when I told her she had just (effectively) won a grand ricocheted over the Irish sea from Wales.

The rest of the year passed in Thézan Lès Béziers.
For the whole summer I was involved in what the French call ; Le Bricolage.
Mainly preparing painting and decorating the presbytére.
In this I was aided by a long cast of extras.
First and foremost was Clive, the director, ably aided for a couple of weeks by the scrabble master from New Zeeland ; The Kiwi.
My brother-in –law Colm turned out to have a natural talent and dexterity with the roller, my nephew Owen was a dab had with the Spackle and his friend Conor turned out to have a natural flair with the caulking gun and was especially efficient at applying stain (he knows what I mean.)

My daughters D and Eileen along with the boy-friends Ano and Phil were also roped in, the brother-in-law Martin proved very skillful with the fine paint brush (while sister-in-law Una did the jardinage), friend Finola performed miracles on an old sewing machine and my ancient school pal ; Michael, proved that all electronic engineers are sparks at heart.
And most essentially, at the begining of July prime player Sile retired after 30 some years of teaching and slipped overnight (without a break) from being a teacher to being a decorator-and six weeks later she just as gracefully slipped into the role of proprietor of a maison d’hote.

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And so it came to pass and we managed to open our doors to various friends and relations in September and October (and even a little trickle into November)

Next year we go back to finish our own quarters in the Presbytere in the spring and have succeeded in letting our house in Waterford for a year from the beginning of February.

By March we hope to be open again to the public.

Languedoc begins to look more and more like home.


A Grand Grandson

December 29, 2009
16:29 PM

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Another photo of Fionn who heads back to Dublin (with his parents) today.

(However we are babysitting for him for four days next week so all is not lost)


Stats

December 29, 2009
16:04 PM

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I started blogging in 2005 but only connected to a statcounter in the begining of 2006.

As this is the end of the year I just went to check how the annual statistics were comparing.

The results are satisfying, four years down the road and the graph is still rising.
The numbers refer to individual hits on my site over the whole year.
So I started off with about 30 and now am nearly up to 100 hits per day.


The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

December 27, 2009
10:24 AM

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Christmas Tree

December 25, 2009
18:25 PM

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This is a picture of our outdoor Christmas Tree which Eileen took tonight.


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